WENDY AND THE ORDINARY....

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Sometimes I swear God must just fucking love me...

(along with everyone else I hear you say.....huh my lovely readers?)

How else would you explain photo "satire gifts" like this..?

Dropping effortlessly into my manly crotch..

(Although there is NOTHING effortless about my crotch,ladies..!)

Almost damaging my impressive Winky..

Of course The Big G has plenty of "earthly" help from..

First an obviously "tipsy" young woman...

Then Wendy showing her "total love" for an Ordinary being THAT close to her royal personage and fragrant eminenceness....

(In the long gone and sorely missed "stardom" days such a person would have been shot right in the face before getting too close for fear it would put Wendy off her post gig "coming down" masturbation in the dressing room..)

This time Wendy seizes the opportunity to study the other half...

It's called a thinly veiled contempt mixed with curiosity to see what an Ordinary looks like close up for once before she dies from drugs soon...

Royalty are much the same when someone invades their podium during a public speech..

(They remain utterly calm then ask the intruder if they like chips and what their favourite football team is while the bodyguards approach..Textbook..)

Wendy doesn't get enough time to "study" any of the people who serve her daily with coffee,fags and sycophancy....

They know to never make eye contact with her and be gone in minutes..

To avoid encouraging her hair-trigger Wrath..

And risk getting the business end of her iron "Politeness" poker across their backs..

Tonight however Wendy decided to allow herself some "ordinary" time..

(Although I bet she got out the nailbrush'n'disinfectant in the shower later that night and thoroughly scrubbed her Cunny..!)

The Ordinary was SO close...

With her huge "Alanis Morrisette" hands..

Inches from THAT neck..

(which must shine like the brass it is..)

Talk about a missed opportunity..

Just one twist and it would all be over..

(except for the sound of applause and relief all round..)

It's like standing right beside Hitler..

And having a sharp knife..

Could You..?

Would You..?

As for me..?

Yes and Yes.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

THE HORROR.....THE WENDY.....THE HORROR...!

(Click Both To Enlarge..If You Dare!)

This is The HorrorShop club night in Perth..

It's theme is Horror and Grisly Gouls..

Witches and Demons From Beyond The Grave..

Dusty Old Cobwebs...

Long Dead Rotting Corpses Brought Back To Zombie Life..

(pause for comic effect..)

There's Wendy look..!

Yes she DOES seem very odd doesn't she..?

Especially around the eyes..

Almost as if she's "somewhere else" that night.

Must be a bit tired the poor dear..

That'll be it..

Touring is tough.

(pause for comic effect again)

And whatever Wendy is doing must be tough too.

I Thank You.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

Día de Muertos Gallen...

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Día de Muertos Gallen...

Day Of The Dead Gallen...

Frida Kahlo...

Know Your Gallen...

Wink

See ya

ENTREVISTA ELENA....

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"ENTREVISTA ELENA.."

(Interview Elena)

Elena Gallen does a typically intelligent and interesting interview..

She speaks about her inspiration for her designs..

Her desire to "go back" to doing movies and short films..

Her plans for the immediate future..

Elena wants to go Transiberian on your asses..!

Here is a "sample" I translated..

"...I have always felt an irremediable attraction by the sinister,the marginal thing,the supernatural thing,the freak… I like to twist concepts and it seemed quite peculiar to take a world that to me is of an idealised fantasy like the one of Disney and to give it a twist.The truth is that I was never a conventional girl but definitively the inspiration of these deformations is my own and not my childhood traumas..."

See?

Intelligent and self effacing.

Check it out whydontcha..?

The Confused Man..

If anyone wants an English translation just ask me..

Kay..?

(the woman in the EHC blog header is Catherine Deneuve...)

DryBaby

See ya



Thanks to El Hombre Confuso for the use of the header and screenshot.

WENDY "GOLLUM" JAMES WILL SUCK YOU OFF BEHIND THE DEEJAY DESK FOR A LINE OF COKE....

(Click To Enlarge And Watch Wendy Never Pose Like THAT Again....)

WENDY JAMES WILL SUCK YOU OFF BEHIND THE DEEJAY DESK FOR A LINE OF COKE...

"I certainly will and you can fuck me if you've got $20 in your pocket.."
Wendy "Wasted And Whore Both Begin With W " James

Can everyone see these photos clearly enough..?

Good.

After all you've paid for it.

Might as well enjoy it properly.

Wendy James would like to thank you all for being her loyal fans..

"Suckas...!!"
Wendy "I'm Doing This For My Fans It Says Here" James

Yep Wendy..

That "Gollum" joke is gonna spread across the internet like wildfire..

In minutes..

And stay there for months and months..

It's a little thing I like to call..

Genius.

Wink

See ya

GODLINESS IS NEXT TO GALLEN....

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Devout Gallen..

Atheist Gallen..

"For the Devout And The Atheist.."

Know Your Gallen..

Wink

See ya

ONE CREEP TOO MANY...

(Click To Enlarge,Print Out And Stick On Your Fridge..)

"Too Many Creeps.."

A Poster with "Creep" and Wendy James "Polish Hooker" face on it..?

And I was going to ignore that comedy gold..?

No babyjesusfuckin' way..

So I got the biggest version I could find..

Can you see what's they've done here..?

The "Creeps" lettering is of course taken from..

This 80's classic..

Night Of The Creeps

(directed by "The Monster Squad" director)

Notice how "Transvision Vamp" is listed like an actual place..!

NYC...New York City

Transvision Vamp...The Happiest Place In The World

They've also used the "stamp tool" on photoshop to add the words..

'Wendy James-Every Song Is Dope'

As if it was scribbled on the poster by adoring fans..

You know the sort of thing..

"I've Had Her And Now I Cannot Pee Properly"

or

"I Saw Wendy Naked..It Was Rubbish"

or

"Wendy James Sucks Cocks In Hell"

So..

Click the poster..

Print it out..

Proudly display it on your fridge..

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

THIS DICKHEAD IS JIMMY TRAILL ...

This is JIMMY TRAILL...(what you mean you've never heard of him?)


Wendy finding time in her "busy" schedule to "smooze for publicity" with Jimmy...


This another set of "media only"...(sunglasses launch...with Jimmy again)


This is REGISTRATION page for Tito Media...

They want your telephone number to "check" who you are..

Just in case you are an actual ordinary member of the public..

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Good Morning Wendy...!

Another day..

Another set of "media only" Wendy photos from Tito media..

NOT FOR THE PUBLIC OR THE FANS..

(Tito media want your phone number if you don't mind...yep your phone number!)

Today I thought I'd introduce you to..

JIMMY TRAILL...

(Look him up on Google and he IS on Facebook too...kay?)

Wendy's bestest friend..

Cough.

I thought I'd do it..

As she seems to have "forgotten" to...

Damn her selective amnesia..

It strikes again..

Why does it always strike just when Wendy must tell the public something..?

(and it might affect the males fans wanting to "support" her anymore..)

Do You Know Why Jimmy..?

W-H-Y...?

The number of people who have bought tickets for..

NORTHCOTE SOCIAL CLUB..

(Wendy & Jimmy are deejaying there this Wed 24th...it's a birthday party!)

Stands at..

28

(Now they've seen what she's like people are "reluctant" to go see such a lovely "babe" especially when tickets cost $15 Aus ($7 US/£10 UK)....yes you have to PAY to go to a birthday party for some dick you don't know..people aren't biting...odd that huh..?)

BTW did you know one of Jimmy's friends posts on a certain Australian message board..?

Discussing LOTS of things in explict detail..

(Tsk,Tsk...indiscreet friend of Jimmy's..!)

Jimmy should have a word..

After all

DryBaby just did..

Didn't he Wendy...?

PUBLICALLY.

Like he said he would..

(lots and lots and lots of times in the past weeks..)

Wendy musta forgotten..

How's the old amnesia now Wendy..?

Always here for you babe..

To Fill in The Blanks you forget to..

Don't thank me..

Call me Jimmy if you like..?

Or would you prefer Touchstone..?

(whoops there goes some more ex-wendy fans over the horizon right now..bye bye dears..I apologise about Wendy being the way she is and all..you know the lies and deceptions etc...better luck next time..kay?)

So remember folks..

J-I-M-M-Y T-R-A-I-L-L

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"First and foremost Racine is what's important to me and getting the new album out to the fans.."
Wendy "Jimmy,Jimmy" James Sept 2008

"Who the fuck is this Jimmy chutney..?"
The People Of The World Sept 2008

"Errr...whoops...would you believe just a close friend..?"
Wendy "Been Caught Out "James Sept 2008

"No..you secretive little scrubber"
The People Of The World Sept 2008

Why not ask Wendy who (or what?) Mr Jimmy Traill is..?

After all she DOES want you to buy her records and tickets doesn't she..?

It's just common courtesy and good manners to give the public an answer..

Or maybe she doesn't want your money perhaps..?

(Cocaine doesn't grow on trees you know...)

And Jimmy might need a new pair of shoes..

(Do you like being dragged into the LIMELIGHT Jimmy..Do ya?)

So once again I say..

Good Morning Wendy..!

How are ya babe..?

Did you read this quote in Australia in the past few days..?

"James was very anonymous at the Carera Sunglass Launch Party and she is old enough to have worn the retro shades the first time.Nobody seemed to know who she was.."

Well now you did.


Wink

See ya

WENDY,CHRIS ROMANO AND BILL ROWLEY...

(Click To Enlarge And See Wendy Pose With Some Young Cool Fans..)


These are the "agency" photos from Wendy's "IVY" gig..

They are available to magazines,websites and newspapers..

NOT THE PUBLIC OR HER FANS..

(That means you guys by the way..!)

So far NOBODY has bought a single one of them..

Wonder why..

(Very similar to the infamous "Don & Wendy" Getty Photos which still remain unsold..despite their very generous fee of $8,000 each..!)

NONE of these photos have turned up at Wendy's OFFICIAL site either..

(A total mystery..)

Maybe Wendy is ever so slightly embarrassed to be seen in them..

The guy in the "Elena Gallen" t shirt is embarrassment No.1..

(Chris Romano is his name in case you wanna look him up..)

and

The elderly gentleman in the hat is embarrassment No 2...

(Bill Rowley is his name in case you wanna look him up also..)

Why not request Wendy puts these photos on her site..?

Surely she's not EMBARRASSED by you seeing them is she..?

The very idea.

Wendy's got nothing to hide from you guys..

Nothing at all..

Over to you for further explanations Wendy..

(Unless you'd like me to do it for ya..?)

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

WENDY HAS ALWAYS SUPPORTED GAY AND LESBIAN FREE PUBLICITY....HOW SERENDIPITOUS!

Nn3
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"..poofy men in poofy hair singing in sweet little voices.."

"..I am thrilled at the line-up of DJs and know a lot of people will be very excited about Wendy James’s presence.

How did that come about?

Well it really was serendipitous! My partner is a friend of hers on myspace and she was asking him about where she could DJ in Adelaide… as it happened she had the 26th free and wanted to do the Feast launch. So we can actually thank Nick for her coming to Adelaide..."

Wow what were the chances of that..?

Wendy asks one of her My Space "friends" where she can earn a buck..

Then amazingly finds a gap in her otherwise very busy schedule...

Thanks Nick...

So if anyone reading this is part of a Gay Rights Group..

Simply drop Wendy a line at her My Space site...

Wendy James R 3

Asking her to appear at your next launch..

She just might find another gap in her schedule..

It would be simply beyond love..!

(I have of course sent the Feast folks a nice Drybaby invitation...)

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

"doesn't give a fuck what a bunch of 40 year olds are doing..."

This is the "interview" Wendy did with Defamer (Australia)...

(September 2008)

(3 Parts)

It is a "phoner"..

She lies like a boner..

("But she breaks like a little girl...")

I'll let Defamer themselves tell you what she says in each part..

Where Wendy talks about the kind of music she'll be spinning during her sets. Coming up shortly on Defamer Australia, you can hear Wendy discuss how she managed to get Elvis Costello to write her a whole album, her solo career, and how she feels about devoted fans twenty years on from Transvision Vamp's domination of the pop charts....

Part Two of our interview with Wendy James.

In this slice of audio, Wendy talks about how she got Elvis Costello to write her an album, how she learned how to play a variety of instruments in order to record her first solo record, her time boxing in New York, and her time as a child opera star....

Part Three of our interview with Wendy James.

In this last bit, Wendy talks about being a pop culture icon, her secret dancefloor weapon when DJing, and why she feels like a 25 year old and how she "doesn't give a fuck what a bunch of 40 year olds are doing..."....

Thanks to Defamer for the audio.

After you've listened to the "interview"..

Go to DryBaby Wordpress and read this little classic again..

"I Was A Teenage Vamp..."

Ever so slightly different version of the Costello album...

(No "inner voices" mentioned there..maybe they were sleeping or drugged?)

PRESS PLAY IN 'AUDIO' TO HEAR EACH PART.

Enjoy

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya



"..She feels like a 25 year old.."

She can't have one until she eats all of her dinner..

HERE PUSSY,PUSSY,PUSSY....

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Sooner than you think Wendy...

I'll be gentle...

I promise...

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

“It’s taken time, because we’ve done five tours around Europe and two tours around America but we haven’t been to Australia yet...."

(Click All To Enlarge And Gasp At Wendy"s Blatant Lies..)

Wendy's lying again...

“It’s taken time, because we’ve done five tours around Europe and two tours around America but we haven’t been to Australia yet..."

5 tours around Europe...?

2 tours around America...?

TWO...????

If you please..

Try doin' ONE first darlin'..!

(where ya goin' little girl with your "TWO" huh...?)

Why not go the whole hog and say "99 Tours.."

It would be as much of a lie..

"I'm much wilder now.."

Is of course her "code" for..

"Coked Up On The Daily Like Janis Was.."

Told ya she'd do something like this didn't I..?

What IS she like..?

"I am a shameful lying slut..is what"
Wendy "Did Some Truth Bite Me On The Ass?" James

I have of course contacted this blogger and put him right..

DryBaby style...

"Rock and Roll till I die baby.."

Which should be about Friday morning at the rate she's going..!

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya


Thanks to Bobbysix for the screenshots.

CIAO EDIE....

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"Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves..?"
Andy Warhol 1979

"I Was Never A Fashion Victim.."
Edith Sedgewick Stone 1970

"I Am Not A Clothes Horse.."
Wendy Peanut James 1993

The original wj photos are here at Casa Racine..

"Fashion Is A Passion"

WENDY LEVI'S ,PURPLE SNEAKERS AND STARS'N'STRIPES SHOES....

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PURPLE SNEAKERS...(12th Sept)

From the top..

A "moody" Wendy (in red) looking as if she really likes being there..

(some guy is ACTUALLY checking his phone messages right beside her..she is THAT sexy and irresistible..and don't she know it too!)

Then..

Another one for the Purple Sneakers Family Album "Happy Wendy" Section...

(the phone guy is now texting his friend to say Wendy "is acting like a right diva,smells like vinegar and looks surprisingly old.You're not missing much"..)

Then..

Wendy cynically "kissing up" to some Boss Man yet again...

(the guys nipples are erect..normally it is the other way round with Wendy..although she does have a drink and fag as per usual..)

Then..

The Stars'n'Stripes Shoe being held up by some person...

(it could be a man or a very hairy woman...I can't tell..can you?)

Then..

Some guy does his "Wendy Auditioning Wink,Wink" impression..

(Wendy was in fact "auditioning" for 4 men but she only charged 3 of them as one of them came prematurely and she felt sorry for him..)

Enjoy the pics..

"Nice bracelet...what did you have to do for that..?"
DryBaby

"I don't want to talk about it.."
Wendy "I Spread My Legs For Jewellery" James

"That bad was it?..Hope you kept the receipt.."
DryBaby

Why the fuck does she continue to wear a bra in 2008..?

I'd get more benefit from it if I wore one.

Wink

See ya

"THANK YOU DRYBABY AND WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IS IT..?" SAYS A COMPLETELY STONED INCREASINGLY ELDERLY,FRAIL AND CURRENTLY INCONTINENT WENDY JAMES....

(Click To Enlarge And Have Some Pity For Christ's Sake..)

This is Wendy...

She is 42...

She spends all her money on drugs and male whores..

She spends all your money in fact..

She also suffers from early on set Alzheimer's..

She forgets lots of things..

Who she is.

Who I am..

That the internet is real and not a figment of her illness..

She likes "Sony" headphones..

She likes cocaine..

She wets herself every single day..

She wants to die..

This is no way for a human being to live..

Pity poor Wendy..

This could be YOUR grandmother one day..

Think of Wendy and her pathetic state.

She would be better off dead..

So..

Please support Legalised Euthanasia..

Help end her misery..

Wendy would be very grateful..

If she could only remember who you are..

And use a toilet like a normal person.

Which sadly she cannot anymore..

Thank You.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

wink.

LADY COCAINE....

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LADY COCAINE...

Wendy James coked up in Australia..

(Sept 2008)

Enjoy looking at these images everyone..!

After all..

You paid for it..

(tickets for live shows,downloads and albums make for nice coke money..and baby does like her coke!)

Isn't she lovely looking now..?

And she is just as beautiful on the inside too.

Selfish,self centred liar who cares about no one else..

Cocaine makes you that way.

It's actually not her fault.

Poor stupid cow.

Lady Cocaine.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

ARE YOU THAT WELSH GEEZER WHO HAD THOSE CAMERON DIAZ MAGAZINES IN HIS ATTIC OR A DIFFERENT WELSH GEEZER STUCK TO A WINDOW..?

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ARE YOU THAT WELSH GEEZER WHO HAD THOSE CAMERON DIAZ MAGAZINES IN HIS ATTIC OR A DIFFERENT WELSH GEEZER STUCK TO A WINDOW..?

(you will tell your grandchildren about this blog title.It is that good...!)

May I present Mr Foxdetox...

(Not his real name)

He is a Performance Artist..

(Not a real career)

This is his site..

"Give'Em Enough Rope"

(Not real people)

He is also a Welsh..

(Not a real nation)

I may be confusing him with someone..

Who collected about 500,000 Cameron Diaz magazines..

Stored then in his attic..

Then posted a photo of it proudly on My Space..

People admired his collection..

As they ran away screaming..

I think THIS may be that guy..

I could be wrong..

Either way he's Welsh..

There is NO excuse for that sort of behaviour..

Wink

See ya.


P.S If you ARE that Welsh geezer please don't contact me.I have a gun...

G'DAY TO MY AUSTRALIAN READERS..!

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G'Day To All My New Australian Readers..

Welcome to DryBaby..

Here are some photos of what Wendy James looks like in 2008..

She is one crook sheila..!

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Enjoy all the sites..

Wink

See ya

MR WOMEN....

(Some "masculine" lesbians with facial hair and Wendy...)


Make up your own joke I've given you the punchline..

These are the "girls" (it says here) from BITCH...

Dressed up like typical men..

Some would say they are merely re-enforcing cliched stereotypes..

But not me..

They are just castrating men hating dykes enjoying themselves..

Before trying to have a baby with some gay man's sperm..

While smoking a cigar..

As they watch "The L Word"...

And finger each other..

In the vagina..

Cough.

The black girl on top of Wendy (if you'll pardon the expression) is..

Skin..

The ex lead singer of Skunk Anansie.

Wendy's picture can be enlarged if you click it..

(or is that a wicked rumour..?)

Incidentally the brown "mark" on Wendy's face is just make up..

Somebody did NOT slap her hard across the cheek and shout..

"Wake up and smell the coffee you're throwing it all away you stupid bitch with your drugs and self absorption...!"

Although they should have.

I would've..

Wink

See ya




Thanks to my "pink" Drybabie for the photos..

CAN'T DYKES SPELL....?

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Rock Bitches wrote this...

I dont want you money honey, I want your love....
Baby I dont care !!............ are just 2 of the world famous tracks you may recognize from the gorgeous lead singer of 90s Rock sensation TRANSVISSION VAMP.

WENDY JAMES - is the special guest for October bitch session, as we embrace the theme of ROCKTOBER !

Coming direct from USA bringing some
NYC New Wave, Detroit Garage Punk, and some super cool Hip Hop plus
some cuts from new acts that are worth playing, from Dancefloor to
Pop... this is one live set not to be missed !

Keep the date free ladies, as this is her EXCLUSIVE gig to the girls of Sydney - and she's very excited about hanging with the Bitch girls for one smashing session.

Theme is ROCKTOBER - so bring out the outfits as we deck the place out in theme, and get ready for the perfect kick off to your October long weekend.

HUGE giveaways including tickets to SLEAZEBALL and AGWA VIP Experience valued at over $1000.. stay tuned for more info.. pass it on !

TRANSVISSION......?

Can Dykes not spell...?

EXCLUSIVE.....?

Do Dykes not know what certain words mean...?

ROCKTOBER....?

Do Dykes use different calenders to the rest of us...?

90's ROCK SENSATIONS TRANSVISSION VAMP....?

Do Dykes have special album charts which are 15 years out of date...?

Wink

See ya

WANNA GUESS HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE ME TO GET PICTURES WENDY...?

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WANNA GUESS HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE ME TO GET PICTURES WENDY...?

Did you dress like a scrubber..?

Too much make up...?

Were you coked up..?

White lines around your red nostrils again..?

Or are you trying to hide'em..?

Thought you'd outfox old Drybaby..?

Did ya..?

The whole world will soon see..

Here.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

THANKS TO EVERYBODY EXCEPT MY ACTUAL FANS.....

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Here is the insert "credits" sleeve from Now Ain't The Time (1993)...

Wendy thanks almost everyone in the world..

(Her world that is..not the one the rest of us live in)

But there is NO place to thanks any fans..

None at all.

"Who are these people DryBaby..?"

Bit of backround...

Cait O Riodain was Costello's "last" wife..

(they divorced and he is married to someone else in Canada now)

Ossie Kilkenny is an Irish "accountant/financial advisor"..

(close friend of Dave P below and fired by U2 after he lost millions for them..)

Dave Pennefather was the Head of MCA in Ireland..

(he is "retiring" in October this year..good riddance to bad rubbish)

Jeff Young was the Head Of MCA A&R in England..

(fired after this album flopped bigtime..)

Ted Cummins is the Head of Press at MCA still..

(he also "blogs" on behalf of the Island/Polydor part of Universal..)

Nick Sayer was some bloke who Wendy "did not" have a relationship with

(he has his own family and children now and hardly speaks to Wendy...)

Eddie Rosenblatt was the Head of Geffen who personally "fired" Wendy in May 1993..

(he later said she "gave me the creeps with her hustling mentality and lies"...)

Simon Ryan is the designer of the album sleeve..

(it was widely ridiculed when it came out...Mr Ryan doesn't mention it nowadays)

No member of the public is mentioned.

(There was no room after all the CORPORATE ASSKISSING was finished...)

The public didn't buy this album..

Wendy was very surprised.

Wink

See ya

ICANTEACHYOUHOWTO...PHOTOGRAPH MARY KATE OLSEN THE DRYBABY WAY..!

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In honour of this FOTOLOG entry by my favourite photographer..

NEW YORK FASHION WEEK

This is a DRYBABY exclusive photo..

You will never see this FULL version anywhere else on the internet..

You won't even see the FULL version outside of previous DryBaby blogs..

So this is even an EXCLUSIVE to me..!

(I am SO jealous of me sometimes!..I get all the exclusives.Damn me..!)

Remember this from early last year..?

"Put Down That Needle Christy.."

It took everyone else a YEAR to catch up and post those images..!

See..?

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

THE CLASSIC COCAINE VAMP....

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The Classic Cocaine Vamp...

That's the "tags" which are now attached to the Vox cover..

Over at Wordpress..

(the photo uploader does it automatically...nothing to do with me)

Whenever anyone anywhere in the ENTIRE world searches for..

"Cocaine"

or

"Vamp"

or

"Wendy James"

(and they just might!...she's mildly popular)

They'll get a link to this...

"A Perfect End To A Perfect Day.."
Wendy "High,High,High" James

Isn't it though..?

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

GLAD I COULD INSPIRE YOU YET AGAIN ELENA....

Elena's Current "Love & Trash" Incarnation (Sept 8th)....


DryBaby's "The Flag,The Friends,The Gallen" with the very stylish Rachel deliberately at the top (Aug 21st)....




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Glad I could inspire Elena in her latest "Love & Trash" Incarnation...

I knew those photos were eye catching and very very cool...

I always trust my artistic eye...

(and the voices in my head telling me to kill Wendy obviously..!)

and of course you cannot go wrong with

The brave,naturally stylish R...

Glad to see Elena has also put

The Bride Of Frankenstein...

On the webpage...

And..

(wait for it..)

Elsa Lanchester as well..

"Boom Boom"
Wendy "Always The Bridesmaid Never The Bride" James

Wink

See ya

VOX WENDY....

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"Vox Wendy"

(Wendy's Voice in Latin..kay?)

DryBaby's own computer screenshot...

(see how I have to "break up" interviews to fit them over at Wordpress for y'all..what would you do without me?...wink)

The infamous VOX interview...

Which is the basis for this video interview..

"They Stitched Me Up Like A Good 'Un.."

Check the video out again whydontcha..?

VOX

The entire "I'm Gonna Win An Oscar" interview..

Coming next.

Over at..

DryBaby Wordpress..

Wink

See ya

MERCURIAL GALLEN....

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Mercurial Gallen...

Eyes-Have-It Gallen...

The-Camera-Loves-Her Gallen...

Know Your Gallen...

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“..Día de Gallen es un Día de Gala..!”

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“Les Couvertures….”

(The Covers)

Seeing as a lot of people are searching for these on DryBaby..

I thought I'd create this entry..

Not by any means a complete collection of the covers Wendy appeared on in her “day”…

(This is NOT the Wendy James Library you know…!)

And was massively overexposed on in her “day” too..

Thus 2008 not being her “day” anymore…

It’s now..

DryBaby’s Day…

and also Elena’s Day too..

“..día de gallen es un día de gala..!”

(Gallen Day is a Gala day..!)

Now there's a slogan for 2009 if ever I saw one,Elena..

DryBaby is a marketing genius..

After all I made Wendy popular(ish) again...

That was nothing short of a miracle..

Considering her personality'n'attitude..

(Think "Gestapo Nanny In A Bad Mood" and you'll have some idea..)

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ALLY GALLEN....

Elena "Ally" Gallen...


Ally Mc Beal...


Elena's 2nd Ally Mc Beal site...


Elena's 1st Ally Mc Beal site...


Yes Elena this dvd box set DOES exist...


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Once upon a time DryBaby was known as Charm...

Charm Pinkerton to be precise..

Charm created..

WendyJames.nu

The FIRST Wendy James site ever...

It was incredibly popular...

Sadly now closed.

Elena Gallen did something similar...

She created her Ally Mc Beal sites..

They were incredibly popular too..

Just like Charm's site..

They are closed now too.

Isn't life Karmic...?

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GUAPA VERDE GALLEN...

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"Born in Valencia and 24 years later..."

Guapa Gallen...

Verde Gallen...

Irlandesa Gallen...

De Nada Gallen...

Know Your Gallen

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GALLEN 24....

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Thank You Elena..

For being funny...

For being beautiful...

For being gracious...

For being a super hero...

For being yourself...

Happy Birthday.

ELENADERAQUEL....

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Raquel...

Elena...

Elenaderaquel...

Know Your Gallen...

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SILHOUETTE GALLEN....

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SILHOUETTE GALLEN...

Horse Loving Gallen...

Know Your Gallen...

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Tio DryBaby.