"I Was A Teenage Vamp...."

"I Was A Teenage Vamp"

The DEFINITIVE interview about the end of Transvision Vamp...

and the Costello album...

Hot Press Magazine 1993

Wendy talks for hours..

Tells the truth..

Mostly.

Wink

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WENDY'S GOT A "NOSE" FOR VAMPIRES.....

This is finally the FULL SIZED version of this popular photo..


How it became popular...(many requests for it full-sized)


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The full sized version of this popular photo..

(Very rare in it's full size due to the "nose elements" being all too clearly visible...)

Click it and see what I mean...!

Thanks to Jacabo B for the original image.

Do you wish you took THIS one too R Kelly...?

How's that SYCOPHANCY paying off R...?

W cold-shouldered you yet...?

Lol

BIGGER VERSION HERE

Wink

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DryBaby

"AN EX-TRANSVISION VAMP WHO LOOKS LIKE PETE BURNS"....WHILE I'VE BEEN AWAY WENDY BUILDS THE LOVE OF THE COMMON PEOPLE...

Can you spot the SUBTLE way the promoter tried to get people to buy tickets for the "barely sold out" gig...?


The truly pathetic plastic surgery addiction casualty Pete Burns...



The Ordinary People discuss Wendy on a messageboard recently...


They continue their discussion...

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From the top..

This is a photo of the typical posters used to advertise Transvis...err..Racine's gigs...

(those of you with good eyesight will just be able to see "Racine"...)

Then...

Mr Pete Burns a.k.a Pete "My Face Looks Like It's Got Lots Of" Burns...

(He is a classic example of that rare illness of Plastic Surgery Addiction..)

Then...

Some "Ordinaries" (damn them!) discussing "Wendy James in 2008" recently...

They compare her to our friend Mr Burns..

Not a good sign.

Compared to Patti Smith...good.

Compared To Burns Unit....bad.

Wink

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WENDY'S RESEARCH TO SEE IF ANYONE WAS INTERESTED IN HER COMEBACK.....

The company One Little Indian hired to see if anyone wanted a "Wendy" comeback and if they could make a few quid ("believe in") from her....


One Little Indian didn't shout about their involvement...


Wendy James WAS a client but she didn't shout about it either...


"This event has 3 confirmed guests..."


"No one is attending this event..."


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RPM Research....

(Revs Per Minute (RPM) is how they used to measure the speed of a record...gettit?)

One of the many "research companies" the music business doesn't like talking about...

They have their "methods" of finding out how popular an artist is..

Wendy wasn't very popular when she was "on" One Little Indian..

She is now "on" Jungle Records..

Then....

The Facebook "Event" notice for the Concorde Brighton cancellation..

Then..

The Facebook "Event" notice which indicated the Astoria Was NoMoria...

Both pages are now gone.

Neither notices were posted over at Casa Racine..

I might "research" that further...

cough

Wink

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"FAT PAULIE" ATTEMPTS TO HELP RACINE'S ONLINE PROFILE.....AND SHOWS HIS TOTAL LACK OF CLASS AND STYLE WITH SHITTY PHOTOS!

This is the sort of SHITTY rubbish I had to replace with Charm,Litten and DryBaby's QUALITY....


More SHIT from DJ Stix posted over at Facebook..(did you just THROW them on the scanner Paul?)


A TACKY tabloid photo basically just torn out and posted by DJ Stix.....(Classy)


DJ Stix (Paul Budge) desperately trying to resuscitate Racine's Facebook profile..

Only a totally tasteless MORON without any style whatsoever would "enjoy" these insults Paul...!

(Click All To Enlarge and Blame Paul Budge a.k.a DJ Stix..)

From The Top...

Paul Budge (DJ Stix) contribution to Facebook...

Then..

More shit...(yes that IS Wendy & Rowland Rivron in that clipping)

Then...

A Nice tacky TABLOID photo from 1988...

Then...

His attempts to keep the Wendy James flame alive over at Facebook...

(His Fat Paulie photo does him no favours either..!)

This is the sort of DOWNMARKET GARBAGE I had to replace with QUALITY..

With Charm,Litten and now DryBaby..

Thanks for showing the world the task I faced at least Paul..!

They'll APPRECIATE DryBaby's sites more after this fiasco..

Jesus H Christ.

Oh Dear Paul you have DISAPPOINTED me with these truly shitty "photos"...

Honestly did you not even think how BAD they would look...?

Not even the slightest trace of black humour...?

You actually think SHIT like these helps anyone..

They will DAMAGE Wendy James' already very shaky image when folks seem them..

You do realise that don't you..?

You are now officially on my HIT LIST...

Fat Paulie.

Sorry.

See ya

BASICALLY THERE'S DRYBABY "NEW"AND THEN THERE'S ELENA GALLEN'S MOCKERY OF "NEW".....

Elena Gallen's so called "new" photos...(8th May 2008)


DryBaby's the guy with the right "new"...(29th March 2008)


(Click Both To Enlarge And See Who's Who And Who's New..)


Elena Gallen putting a "new" picture or two into her gallery..

Pretty normal behaviour you might say..

(Apart for the fact she IS eating a yellow Nazi cube..)

Well you would be wrong..

So very,horribly wrong..

Does Elena think nothing of respecting people's boundaries..?

Doesn't she know I own ALL the pictures on the internet..?

I feel sick.

I need something to make me feel better..

Fetch me a Nazi Cube...

Wink

See ya.


(I was going to do a joke about THAT caption below looking like "La Primera Vez" but you'd have to explain the translation and then the actual joke for Wendy,Elena...and she probably wouldn't "get" it anyway as she lost her virginity like a fucking bus ticket..)

I SEND THIS FINE LETTER TO R KELLY.......(NO NOT HIM THE OTHER ONE..!)

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This is the letter I sent to R Kelly Photos...

It says all there is to say about..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya.

"ANY MONEY DONATED FROM THIS PAGE WILL BENEFIT RACINE.."

(Click To Enlarge And Prepare to Shed A Tear...)

This is GENUINE..!

It is a "donation" request from..

Racine Team...

(Alan Hauser yet again I assume...?)

I won't post the ACTUAL address for fear of invading their privacy at this time...

They would kindly like you to give them your money...

G-I-V-E

T-H-E-M

Y-O-U-R

M-O-N-E-Y

kay?

If it's not too much to ask...

You selfish bastards have got loads...

Wendy hasn't got any...

(The poor,poor darling..!)

She is totally broke.

Honest.

The Tour and album and t shirt sales will hardly pay for anything...

"Any money donated from this page will benefit Racine..."

I should bloody well hope so too...

(Read it for yourself up above and be strong...for Wendy's sake)

Oh and just a little reminder that..

"We Appreciate Your Support.."

Do you..?

Do you really...?

That's nice.

I feel warm inside..

(That'll be about the 7th time Racine "appreciate your support" since 2004 then..)

Now..

Go on..

Look at the enlarged picture again..

(You know you want to..)

"Any money donated from this page will benefit Racine..."

But there is bad news I afraid...

Sadly so far..

"This community didn't get any donations yet.."

Is there no justice in the world today..?

Why.....?

I think I am going to cry again...

(I tried to be strong but NO donations to the community so far..and yet as well...?)

Where IS my credit card..?

Is there a P.O. Box in Canada I can send the money to Wendy..?

How are your starving 9 handicapped children doing too..?

Will Little Timmy ever get his crucial eye surgery..?

Can Tasmin hope of being a ballet dancer from her wheelchair..?

Wink

See ya.

ELENA GETS THROWN OFF...DIVAMANIA MAKES ME THROW UP....WENDY JAMES.NU WANKS OFF...GOREN MOUTHS OFF...AND BILLY CAN PISS OFF..

Elena Gallen shortly after reading this blog...(You can "Love NY" as much as you like Elena!)

Fotolog threw her off their site for "advertising and copyright infringement"(I did warn her!)

Divamania wants only very "big" friends....(You could lose your wallet down there!)

or ones who like to paint themselves (breastwise...)

The once legendary "Wendy James.Nu" site at the turn of the century....(Brilliant huh..?)

The same site in 2008......(Yes I do need "fast cash" and "adult sex" thanks for asking!)

"..If I wouldn't be gay..." (DJ Stix is NOT gay though he might as well be!)

Yep gay alright....(straight guys would be thinking how they could open THAT zip..!)

Nice quote from "Mr Link Trashy".....

Billy steals it......(and "Lawrence" has a virus on his MY Space page the little monkey!)


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From the top..

Elena "Love the Green Foundation" Gallen

(Te meterías en un mundo de dolor..Elena...bueno?)

She got thrown off Fotolog (her site was the girl with the red bike) pretty sharpish...

(God knows what The Disney Corporation will do to her...poor Spanish cow!)

Then...

Divamania asks Wendy to "contribute" to his guestbook...(Hel-lo!)

(He shows the world what sort of "contributions" he wants...)

He likes big (obscenely big) breasts...

He's German.

Then....

The Legendary "WendyJames.Nu" site....

What it looked like in it's prime...

(I am SO proud of that "eye" banner and everything I did there...wipes a little tear away!)

What it looks like NOW....

(Although I could do with some "fast cash" and a quick handjob strangely enough...)

Such A Shame...

Then...

Goren states the bleedin' obvious...

(Remember I wrote a blog about "Gay Goren" last year when he was "undecided" if he was gay or straight and I told him that with Judy Garland & Boy George pictures on his site he was almost CERTAINLY gay and he should just get on with his (gay) life and start bumming...?)

I'm fuckin' sensitive like that...It's true.

Then....

Billy steals HIS quote...

How are those message boards in Portugal Billy...?

Wanna be thrown off any more..do ya?

Or is 5 enough...?

"...Most Portuguese people are bastards I find..."
Wendy James

"Say it loud and proud...girlfriend..!"
DryBaby

and..

"Lawrence" has a virus on his My Space page...

Avoid him.

You have been warned...

All part of the service..

Evening All..

Wink

See ya