WOULD SOMEBODY KINDLY EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I FIND HER ATTRACTIVE AGAIN.....?

Someone must have REALLY pissed her off when this was taken.....

Sophisticated Lady...

Yes she IS touching herself between the legs.....she was probably very horny!


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From The Top...

The one picture you will NEVER see in the gallery in Casa Racine...

Gorgeous....

(You can almost feel she is just about to explode in that one can't ya..?)

Then..

Wendy being such a Lady....

Then..

Wendy James touching herself on stage....

(She likes "an audience" in more ways than one...believe me!)

Bigger versions of the photos above and others here

So anyway I truly ask...

WOULD SOMEBODY KINDLY EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I FIND HER ATTRACTIVE AGAIN.....?

Anyone..?

I must just be sick in the head then...

lol

wink

See ya

"What You've Got Here Mate Is All Your Wendy James Videos In One Place For Easy Viewin'..."

(Roll Over And Click To View Each Video Clips)

35 Wendy James separate "ultra rare" videos...

Hours of Wendy...

(Hours...Bloody Hours!!!)

Talkin...

One place...

D.R.Y.B.A.B.Y

Wink.

See ya.

Daily Hi......(and I think she is)

The exact moment people in Spain started to get "bored" of Wendy......

Bert says Hi... ("This Is Sparta!")

Now where have I seen that photo before...?

Oh yeah that's right......DryBaby a year ago.

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From the Top...

"people quite bored but you sound really good!!!..."

(Wendy didn't "reply" to this girl as she didn't kiss her ass...obviously)

Bored...?

With Wendy wearing her Elena Gallen T shirt for the 17th time...?

"Buy an Elena Gallen t-shirt as worn day after day after day by Wendy James.."

(sweaty stinky unshaven armpits free...)

Playing yet ANOTHER gig in Spain...?

(about 9 so far since 2005..)

THIS will be remember as the moment Racine's luck ran out in Spain...

"Wendy...I'd love to put your band on the bill of more Spanish gigs...BUT..."

Bye Bye Javi soon I think....

Bosnia next...?

"I simply can not wait to go there.CAN NOT WAIT!!...."

I hear Timbucktoo is very nice....

"Timbucktoo begins with T and so did Transvision..."

and there's always The Isle Of Beowulf...

"Golden often raped sheep there as a teenager.."

Then...

Bert says Hi...

(his "daily Hi".....oh dear...oh dear...oh dear)

Perhaps he will hop on a shiny plane from Mexico soon..

And travel to New York...

and show Wendy his nice new shiny knife...

Across her face...

She'd like that.

Then further proof that DryBaby is ahead of everyone....

"Subtly IS for losers..."

True Wendy...

wink

See ya

FLICKY,FUCKED UP AND FUSSY......

Bert's Baaaaaack.....!


Wendy's got herself a new boyfriend........weather she likes it or not!

Ficky Harrison (yes the Flicky Harrison!) wrote (cut'n'pasted) this....

This is how the SWINDON ADVERTISER (Fools Gold?) presented it.......

The Goat must be Wendy's lucky animal....

"...we are fussy..."

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From the Top...

Bert (Flowers) the "special" person removed from My Space is back....!

Remember this..?

and he LOVES!!!!! Wendy.....

The Horror....

Then..

Flicky Harrison wrote an article about Wendy...

(cut and pasted bits from the Transvision Vamp site more like..)

"Nick and Wendy became songwriting partners and romantically involved.."

(deafening silence.....)

Then..

The full article in all it's glory in the Swindon Advertiser...

Then..

Will Wendy lubricate and ram THIS goat..?

The other Racine (spit) have a goat on the front of their e.p too..

Goats must be Wendy's lucky animal..

Gregory "goldenboy" Foat loves goats more than women.......

(He's from the Isle Of Wight...sadly)

Then...

The "fussy" Manchester Roadhouse....

WHAT IS THE 21 DAY RULE?
All promoters in Manchester abide by this unwritten rule. Essentially you should not play a show at any venue in the Greater Manchester area within 21 days either side of your show. This works best for all involved, bigger crowds, keeping it fresh for your fanbase, no-one likes to see a band umpteen times in a month. All promoters/venues talk to each other so be warned.

".... keeping it fresh for your fanbase, no-one likes to see a band umpteen times in a month. All promoters/venues talk to each other so be warned...."

are you reading these words Wendy?

and how's your relationship with Bert goin'..?

Or are you too fussy..?

wink

See ya

"BUKKAKE RUINED MY CARPET...!"

The mail to Overground Mag...

The mail to Keath...



Elena's Advert for her tshirts on Rumplo...

"BUKKAKE RUINED MY CARPET..."


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DryBaby's recent correspondence...

A Mail to UNDERGROUND magazine...

(translation for Wendy if you please Elena...gracias)

Then..

A Mail to KEATH..

(no translation needed...)

Finally...

Elena's "advertisment" for the Wendy T shirt...

And the Tags read...

wendy.

james.

racine.

transvision.

vamp.

tshirt.

official.

tour.

wink.

see.

ya.

drybaby.

TOUCHED UP BY MELISSA STEWART AT LEAST 10 TIMES TO STOP HER LOOKING LIKE A BIT OF ROUGH.....!

(Click To Enlarge and See Melissa's Attempts To "Help" Wendy..)


This latest TRAVESTY of photography is posted over at Racine world.

From the top clockwise.....

1) Hair lightened and blonded and roots covered up.

2) Forehead dark heavy freckles and deep lines removed.

3) Lines,bags,wrinkles and "red nostrils" around the eyes removed.

4) Wrinkles,lines and "jowls" removed from neck.

5) Photo of t shirt "imposed" on top of existing "saggy" chest and straightened.

6) Wrinkles and veins removed from lower arms and wrists.

7) Gap between thumb and forefingers enlarged and colour added to nails.

8) Stomach bulge removed and thighs/hips flattened.

9) Shoulders broadened and stretched to appear stronger.

10) Acne,scarring,pimples blackheads and freckles removed from cheeks.

Add to that the overall skin "tone" has been altered to appear browner.

and you have..

Wendy James..

Faked up to look pretty and attractive..

At least 10 times in one single photo...!!!

Wink

See ya.

"I LOVE YOU......YOU PAY MY RENT!"

darling!! just did gig in berlin and met up with Cristina Castells - such a good night in berlin.
tour is going so well, and getting many bookings for festivals..
we MUST do summercase...
anyway.. isn't it nearly time for me to come back?!?! it's been four weeks... that is TOOOOOOOOOOO long.
i love you baby, heart and soul.
kisses,
wendy xxxxx
10th April 2008*

"you look SO sexy Javi!..give a kiss to Spencer from me!"....
Wendy "Pretending A Gay Man Is Sexy To Her For Career Reasons" James 2008

(This embarrassing "comment" was removed from Javi's site when even he thought it was pure bullshit but not quick enough...wink)



Wendy "Stop Me If You've Heard This Before Won't Ya?" James 2007



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Javi (who's gay) will appreciate that Pet Shop Boys reference in the title..

(and of course he DOES pay Wendy's rent in reality so DOUBLE irony there..)

I think we'd all agree..

Wendy is a HUGE cocksucker....

Isn't she?

Totally Insincere...Transparently.

T.I.T

Ass Licking to get some more bookings...

(Unless of course Javi DOES look "sexy" in his y-fronts that is...yum yum)

If she said THAT bullshit to me.......

(and I DO look sexy as I don't even wear underpants...!!)

I'd give her a black eye...

Although somebody already beat (gettit?) me to it....

wink

See ya




* Wendy is 42 years old and childless.Thus the Fag Hag desperation...

It's All Slide Shows In The 21st Century......

Wendy was ALWAYS a supporter of Battered Housewives...now she is one.

She's drinking JD & Coke.....the very definition of Irony or what?

It's called Large Overbite nowadays rather than Buck Teeth....kay?

Miss Sex Symbol Of The Year 1989........

Your face is truly the mirror of your soul....it betrays your lies so easily


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This is the current SLIDESHOW I have sent to various folks...

(Along with a typically "influencial" DryBaby covering letter...explainin' things!)

Promoters in the U.S & Canada/Fair East & Australia...

(They were VERY interested in some shots...)

Media outlets (Getty,Corbis,etc)...

(You would be amazed how few up-to-date snaps they have of Wendy in 2008..)

Fashion Magazines/Agencies in US/Europe/Australia...

(Funnily enough they were NOT too impressed with Elena's t shirt vibe...)

Radio stations,tv stations in the U.S,Europe,Far East.Australia...

(No airplay.No royalties....take it to the chorus!)

Bookers & Agents in the same locations...

(I think it's about time Wendy "retired" her deejay/P.A appearences don't you..?)

Pretty much EVERYBODY who needs to see these images..

(Especially BEFORE Wendy sends them some heavily "altered images"....gettit?)

Before they get a call from Javi

("you look SO sexy Javi!! give a kiss to Spenser from me!".......PUKE!)

Or anyone else trying to get Racine's next tour off the ground...

I call it..

The Astoria Is No Moria Project..

Catchy huh..?

Wink

See ya

“I denounce and praise this addict model...."

Even the tshirt in this photo has been "touched up" to make it look good...

Unfortunately Wendy can't carry her "touching up" software everywhere she goes...


The unfussy white tees are emblazoned with surprising images such as, double-headed Bambis, tattooed octopus ladies, bearded Snow Whites, Paris Hilton’s famous Chihuahua, Tinkerbell, and most famously, a bloody-nosed Kate Moss. “Kate Moss is an illustration about a teenage idol” she explains about her best-selling tee, “I denounce and praise this addict model who’s a role model for millions of boys and girls nowadays. It’s an ephemeral and temporal illustration, and the actual impact it creates will be irrelevant in a time. That’s its strength, it defines this era perfectly. It defines the fleetingness of fame.”....
Elena Gallen

BUY NOW: Are you sick of reading bullshit and you're ready to start shopping?....
Elena Gallen

Wendy laces up her shoes SO tightly...

I unpick those laces SO easily....

DRYBABY

Translate THIS for Wendy Elena!...or maybe you'd like to make a fuckin' t-shirt out of it..?

Elena Gallen sitting on a bird.....(I shall say nothing!)

Current "version" of The Ever Changing Wendy James Bio....(41 huh?)

Page 2 of The Ever Changing Wendy James Bio....(Costello huh?)

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From The Top....

Elena Gallen sitting on a Flamingo....

(I feel a new overpriced T-shirt design for her online store coming on,don't you?)

Then...

The latest "bio" page for Racine (well really just Wendy.She IS Racine...!)

Part 1

(She is listed as 41..(watch those tickets fly out the door!)....which is nice)

Part 2

(Costello produced as well as wrote "Now Ain't The Time"....which is also nice)

So...

"Wendy?..DID you get those flyers yet?"
DryBaby

"You know about them..?"
Wendy "no secrets from the Drybaby" James

"Of course..Black Lips"
DryBaby

wink

See ya

"Ere Mate...Wanna buy some tickets for Racine? I've got loads of'em.."

Wendy and James "About As Evil As a Cushion" Meynell at Namosas Rock Festival

Racine's "support band" Church Of Confidence in the SAME venue a bit earlier....!
A typical night's entertainment in Manchester Roadhouse....

Current ticket sales (6th April) for Racine's Swindon 12 Bar gig.......

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From the top...

Racine playing at the Namosas "Festival" (yeah right!) in Norway...

Then...

To show you the size of the venue (& the crowd) Church Of Confidence playing that night...

(Look at those crowds..!)

Then...

The sort of band who play Manchester Roadhouse....

(the audience are NOT held back by barriers and mix with the bands freely)

There is NO stage in the venue...!

(It makes The Engine Room look like a ballroom...)

Then...

Current ticket sales for the 12 Bar gig (Sunny Swindon)....

"Wanna see Wendy James + Racine here in this bar..?"
12 bar owners

"No fucking way.."
The Populace Of Swindon & Beyond

I did try to break the bad news through the blogs alone...

But Wendy doesn't do "subtle"..

So PUBLIC webshots of the damage it is then...

"Tough Love...?"
Wendy "See No Evil" James

"You got it.."
DryBaby

Wink

See ya

TØFF, TØFFERE, TØFFEST....

TØFF....

TØFFERE....

TØFFEST....


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The headline means "Tough,Tougher,Toughest" in Norwegian

(it is their version of "she's tougher than she looks"....)

These are some photos from The Elm Street gig...

The bigger and larger version are here.

kay?

wink

See ya




Thanks to Eivind Flobak who took the pictures..

"LADY" JAMES STONED,RIPPED AND TWISTED.....(you're not kiddin')

(Click Both To Enlarge....and Good Luck! I'll see you on the other side...Walk into the light..kay?)

This is Wendy "A Lady Doesn't Talk Of Such Things" James...

Having a nice iced tea (cough!) with a friend...

The Rotund gentleman is actually doing a "Dr Evil" pose..

(yep Austin Powers...how cutting edge is that?)

The "Tired and Emotional" Trollop is wearing an Elena Gallen t shirt..

(Elena paid me to say that.She needs the publicity.Badly it seems)

Larger Poster Sized versions are here.

Enjoy

(if that's the word..)

wink

See ya.

Arty Karate and Lektrogirl....

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isn't THAT the best blog title in a LONG while....?

These were sent to me by Arty Karate (REALLY great name for a band)

and Lektrogirl (even better as it isn't even a band but a real person!)

I did in fact know about the cancelled Concorde 2 gig but it was nice to get the inside info..

Thanks guys..

and Lecktro girl reviewed the Bloomsbury gig..

The crowd were there mostly to see the Plastiscines...

so Racine playing even that venue on their own again would be unlikely..

(and hopefully this should be the last photo from there...!)

Wink

See ya

Piggybacking Off Racine....

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This is why you shouldn't name your band the SAME as other bands...

This is the RACINE page on iTunes (UK)

(See the E.P. there...?)

Yep...

They are PIGGYBACKING off Racine's profile....

Wendy James' face....

Then a goat's face...

W.T.F....?

Accident or deliberate..?

(and they have MORE reviews than Racine too..)

wink

See ya

"Golden William Holden"

Yes this is a REAL website.....well spotted DryBabies!

Mr William Holden..

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I was sent the above link by some Drybabies inspired by this blog I wrote...

"...The GoldenBoy Make Up A Name And Wind him Up Again Contest...

Please feel free to make suggestions

My first ones would be

"Golden William Holden"

a tribute to the late great hollywood actor

"Amanda Holden Golden"

a tribute to Les Denis's ex wife

"Laundry Foldin' Golden"

A tribute to launderettes

"Green Bowlin' Golden"

A tribute to the famous pensioner's hobby

"Get those Horses Rollin' Golden"

A tribute to the song Rawhide (Frankie Lane)

"Embolden Golden"

A tribute to the act of bravery

"What ya Holdin' Golden?"

A tribute to a poker game

"Where's J.K.Rowling,Golden?"

A tribute to the Harry Potter author

"Spliff Rollin' Golden?"

A tribute to the wacky baccy

and in a similar vein

"Jean Rollin' Golden?"

A tribute to the softcore porn/horror director

"What You Mouldin' Golden?"

A tribute to pottery

and the list is endless....."

Wink

See ya


Thanks again for the link DryBabies....

Keep reading the blogs...!

WENDY JAMES' OBVIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKE........BRAVO WENDY!!!!

"....the looks of a fashion model..."

"....the looks of a fashion model..."

"....the looks of a fashion model..."

Some actual REAL models....it makes Wendy's joke even funnier.


(Click All To Enlarge And Share Wendy's Funny April Fool's Joke...!)


"Wendy James has always played by her own rules. And one rule that she has adhered to is her evasion of the celebrity spotlight. Although she has the looks of a fashion model and is quite the prolific songwriter, Wendy James is just Wendy James..."

Pop Rock Candy Mountain "Interview" March 30th 2008.....

Bravo to Wendy for this spectacular joke...!

She is SO funny.....!

What a good sport willing to LAUGH at herself like this..!

HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY from Wendy James + Racine..!

What....a....joker!

"....the looks of a fashion model..."

Bravo.


wink

See ya