Monday, March 31, 2008

Iconiclastic Legendarian Part 74.....(I'm great,You're great,She or He's great.We're great ,Great is great etc....)

Wendy "Walks The Line" (gettit?) between lies and bigger lies...

Now you know why PCM (Yep it IS a drug) gave "Racine No 2" such a good write up...

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Iconiclastic Legendarian strikes again...

Now get this...

Wendy James does "interview" with website which licks her arse...

Asks her easy peasy questions/p.r. bullshit..

and she replies with her stock answers which reveal nothing truthful...

S.H.O.C.K.E.R......

Anyway the details of the latest "interview" are...

Wendy is great.

(Obviously!)

The Band is great.

(She just "met" them all.How lucky!)

The Tour is going great..

(No naughty cancellations.Oh dearie me no...Isn't that great?)

The Future is great...

(It will be a great future..)

How are you..?

(Are you great..?)

Pop Candy Mountain has a comment section at the end of this interview...

Why not leave a great comment..?

Let them know how great you think this interview is.

(and leave a great link to DryBaby while you're at it...great!)

That would be great..!

Wouldn't it..?

Anyway...

Wendy James (you 42 year old grown up..!)

So LONG as you keep doing "interviews" like this you will be RIDICULED like this...

(Costing you potential tickets and album sales....which is great..)

As PUBLICALLY as this..

(Which will be read by 100's times more people than that shitty "interview"...kay?)

Great...?

Wanna do another one...?

I have plenty of space here for another "Iconaclastic Legendarian" blog...

and another....

and another....

"Great..."
Wendy James

Wink

See ya.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Pete and Dud and Derek and Clive and DryBaby.....

Inspired by "Not Only But Also"....

Inspired by "Derek & Clive".....

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I was asked about both of these very popular blogs again last week...

(This follows a nice mail to me from a girl in the BBC about them in March too..she thought the "control the sexy" lines were real lines she'd never read before...)

They are NOT real Dudley Moore and Peter Cook sketches...

I wrote BOTH of them.

Basically what happened was this...

The top sketch ("I was unable to control the sexy") was inspired by two things..

I saw a photo of Goldenboy wearing his dreadful (shortlived!) moustache last year..

and he struck me as looking like Peter Cook does above..

In a flash I wrote all the dialogue above (literally in a minute or two)

In the style of a Pete and Dud sketch from the 1960's..

(basing the story on a keyboardist who thinks he is "cursed" by being too sexy...!)

Then attached the photo and viola...

The second sketch is based on the infamous Derek & Clive albums...

Which Peter Cook and Dudley Moore recorded in the late 70's...

I wrote the dialogue in that style...

Anybody who knows the content of these two albums will "get" the sketch..

So now everyone knows...

kay?

Saturday, March 29, 2008

The Ginger Prince...

"Who has felt Phil's false bollock..?"

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Speaking Of Elena....as I was just there.

Hola Elena..!

Como esta en El Avispero?

"Did YOU ever cover up a blow job with a t shirt?....in recent weeks?...since this tour started?"
DryBaby

"Gasp.."
Wendy James

"Back to Guggenheim?...did you not sell any tickets or did The Ginger Prince forget his notes..?"
DryBaby

"Guggenheim is a museum and WE played the city of Trondheim and who’s this Ginger Prince..?"
Wendy James

"Duncan "The Ginger Prince" Ross of course...I have renamed him..."
DryBaby

"Why?"
Wendy James

"Glad you’ve asked me Monsieur Poirot...I was on Facebook readin’ my mails and messages and suddenly wondered if The Ginger Prince had a page there.."
DryBaby

"Oh Bum"
Wendy James

"...and would you believe it?...would you just believe it to be THE fuckin’ truth...he only does!.."
DryBaby

"...poor poor bastard.....getting onto YOUR radar..I feel so sorry for him all of a sudden.."
Wendy James

"I know...so anyways guess what the page is called?...and it is NOT called Dee Dee’s Wee Wee.."
DryBaby

"Astound me.."
Wendy James

"Duncan Ross-The Best Fusion Blues Guitarist On Earth....howsaboutthatthen?.."
DryBaby

"Double bum"
Wendy James

"Now i don’t know what a Fusion Blues Guitarist is from Sunday Chops but the site was set up by his mate who feels his balls all the time...you the guy who says Check’em Lads?..and speaking personally I check’em every single day..just in case I lost one during the night.."
DryBaby

"Check what..?"
Wendy James

"My balls..do you check yours too?"
DryBaby

"I haven’t got any balls.."
Wendy James

"And don’t you forget it!..You have nothing between your legs..I could put my entire hand right between your legs...in fact let’s pencil THAT in for late July....you and me.me and you..you and I...Us...We....kay?"
DryBaby

"Anything else..?"
Wendy James

"Apparently Duncan’s waiting for the call back from EMI..although considering that company recently sacked 6,000 people worldwide and lost $650 million he may be waiting a bloody long time....so what IS a Fusion guitarist then..some obscure Welsh way (is there any other Welsh way?) of making himself seem more sexy to Liverpool bitches or is it some sort of showbiz welder?"
DryBaby

"I dunno..."
Wendy James

"Aren’t you are up on this guitarist lark then..? Did you not spend 11 years learning how to play Stairway To Heaven in between getting the old man’s medication ready and showing him to the toilet..or were you too busy spending his money?"
DryBaby

"Thank you...I think it means a Fusion of jazz and blues..."
Wendy James

Claude Cube Says...

Claude Cube says....(see below for translation)

Elena Gallen (herself) advertising perfume....(she's ever so camera shy)

Elena's t shirt being used to "cover" a blowjob in the backround...Classy!

Wendy loves everyone!.......except ordinary people like YOU obviously.

The Little Hampton Gazette has REMOVED Wendy's recent interview/lies after reading my Blog about it....

Low are currently giving away 10 sets of "double tickets" (20 tickets) to anyone for free...

You just have to send them your email address..

Hurry...only 100's left..!


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Claude Cube (probably NOT his real name I'm guessing...) wrote this above...

"Demented concert! Thanks Wendy!..
Any chance of a new concert in Paris soon?
And tell her she was the main part of a bad group of
Pre-Pubescents!! It is Beastly!!!....."

(Because Wendy can't speak french she probably thinks he wrote something NICE instead of what he actually wrote.....doyathink?)

and yep only 2 "comments" so far...

(People prefer the DryBaby versions...I got 1,000's of hits for them)

The "blowjob" photo comes from a magazine layout by Sebastien...

(Elena will know THAT name....Verdad Elena?)

The Little Hampton Gazette wrote to me and said they had read my recent blog...

(Thank you Little Hampton..keep reading DryBaby!)

So they were removing Wendy's "interview" in the "current circumstances"..

(the "current circumstances" being......it's a load of old bollocks..)

Result.

(I always get what I want....ALWAYS...I just like saying the word..wink)

and...

Low are currently giving away a "fist full of tickets" (their words not mine!)...

To encourage people to actually BUY some for the forthcoming gig..

Why?

Apparently....

(Wait for it...the anticipation is the best part I find..)

Ticket sales so far are............LOW

(Thank you....Help yourselves to a popper courtesy of Wendy,she's got loads...)

Wink

See ya

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Girl With The Red Bike and Me......

First THIS happened...(wow!)


Then THIS happened...(gasp!)


Finally THIS happened...(cough! splutter! spit!)


Elena then makes her own "versions" of them for her You Tube/T Shirt page...


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Glad I could help Elena...!


(That'll be 20% please.......I'll take a check or cash)


So I wrote THIS in a blog for Elena's eyes only

(la nina de la bici rosa...a.k.a...the girl with the red bike)

Este Chiste Privado...Elena!...Tener Cuidado Elena...Contrario al creer popular...El nombre de Wendy James no es un producto comercializable...Cuando todo el mudial poner fin a este chiste privado...(Muy pronto..!)..Si...como ya lo dije....Este Chiste Privado...Elena!...(Una Camiseta con "la Cara Perfecta" De Wendy James diseñado a Elena Gallen...?)...Quieres limitar el dano...El Dano Grande..(Tarde O Temprano...) La perspectivas de tu carrera sera más pobre que una rata....Es Seguro..!...Comprende..?...Tener Cuidado Elena..!...El hombre DryBaby no es "Él Desapareció"....Tengo muchos planes para el futur de La Racine y "la Cara Perfecta" De Wendy James...(No es en el mundo de la moda...)....No se impide...!..Comprende una otra vez Elena....?...Creo que si....wink


Have you thought about a "DryBaby" t shirt Elena...?

I am very good looking and sexy.

It could open up whole new markets for you..

Let's call it 60/40 for me...

kay?

wink

See ya

WANNA FUCK......?



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BAD.....BAD.....GIRL...

See?...

what'd I tell ya about women looking cool with a cigarette..?

Shame Wendy is such a has been as NO magazine will touch this photo in 2008..

I bloody will...

wink.

See ya

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Pig & Fake......

(Click To Enlarge And See Elena's Lovers...Which are fashion magazines!)

Look at the two magazine titles under Elena & Wendy's photos...

You gotta love Karma...

All you people who are thinking of buying tickets for Racine..

(hello to both of you!...)

May like to know that you are also..

Helping to promote Elena Gallen's t shirt sales..

So how much of the sales money..

Did YOU get...?

Wink

See ya.


"Clyde Burrows" was in reality the guy from Bonnie & Clyde...

(It's NOT his real name...this guy is just some model type)

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Racine is all about glamour,air conditioning vents and people drinking piss....

James "Evil Flippin' Hound Dog" Meynell seems to be enjoying the gig anyway...

Racine is all about glamour,air conditioning vents and people drinking piss....

Wendy's shoes (Stilettos..??) and her name written on the equipment...

The blonde "Racine Twin" girl is normally photographed in front of varnished doors wearing heart shaped sunglasses and little else.....!


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This is the Racine gig at The Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes.....

("rescheduled" from the Astoria 2)

The Royal Albert Hall was booked solid..

There was a huge turn out...

For the bowling lanes...

The rest stood and watched Racine...

"boom,boom.."
Wendy "Can I touch your bowling balls?" James

See ya.


Even though I am on a break I might as well post these quickly before Wendy "borrows" them for her site..

No biggie..

(Well "Portuguese Billy" likes the videos over there at least...so that's good)

Thursday, March 20, 2008

HEAVEN AND HELL IN DUBLIN......

The Flyer for "Heaven and Hell"....

Yet another "version" of the Wendy James bio (she worked on Costello in New York during the 90's did she..?)

Wendy did an "interview" for this Dublin radio station (march 20th)...it's on iTunes
The Rock+ Roll Rescue Squad official site...

The Rescue Squad official Gallery....


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Wendy will be in Dublin on Easter Sunday..

Heaven and Hell...

(you can decide which part of THAT applies to W...)


Strictly Handbag

Phantom F.M. (Dublin)

The Rock and Roll Rescue Squad

Strictly Handbag's Photos

Rescue Squad Pixies


See ya.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

"Astoria is No Moria.."


(Click To Enlarge And See The Speed Of The Internet...)


Back On Top Of Google Yet Again...!

So anyway...

I wrote this...

The Unmentionable Duncan Ross....A Welsh.

1,000's and 1,000's of people read it immediately..

and quicker than you can say..

"Astoria is No Moria.."

(Yes THAT is good isn't it?...I thought so as I wrote it)

It goes right to the top of Google..

Don't worry though W..

Nobody will have read it...

Except..

People in the music business worldwide...

Tour promoters worldwide..

Media people worldwide...

Websites worldwide..

Ghosts.....

Aliens from Outer Space..

Isle Of Wighters...

God..

so no biggie...

See ya

If you're gonna use THIS great image to sell an extra few t-shirts at least mention DryBaby once,kay?......cheers




(Click All To Enlarge This Cool Iconic Image From DryBaby..)

Une Goûte Acquis…..

By all means help yourself...

Good luck selling a few more t shirts,W...!

(My size is large btw Elena...and sign the back will ya?)

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y...

Can I do anything else for you Wendy...?

lol

See ya

"We didn't want to mention Duncan Ross....He's Welsh and we ARE trying to sell tickets here you know..."

Now THAT is what I call a Flyer.....(oh look the band's in it too,how unique!)


If I was in a band and they DIDN'T mention me...I'd feel SO Welsh..


The main photo says it all.....


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"If the Astoria gig was cancelled why are Racine still playing in London drybaby..?"

"If you cancel a gig due to poor ticket sales you have to give the money back...it is the law"

"So Wendy is only organising this Bowling Alley gig to keep some ill gotten gains and avoid having to give it back to the people who bought tickets for a scrapped gig...?"

"Exactly.If you "reschedule" the cancelled gig somewhere else...you can keep the money"

"What about the few people who paid £ 13 for their tickets to Astoria for a gig which now costs £6..less than half the original price a few weeks later..?"

"That is why they are called Suckers and it may have been planned that way all along..."

"Does Wendy intend to compensate them..?"

"No.She is only sorry she didn't have the chance to fleece them some more..."

"What will she say to people who say she took advantage of gullible fools..?"

"She will say "Fuck'em for being such Suckers!" and stick a middle finger up at them...."

"Will Racine be touring again after this tour...?"

"Unlikely.."

"Does anyone like Wendy James..?"

"Unlikely.."


wink


Racine No 2 is currently available on c.d and on iTunes...

(course you COULD download it from the net for nuthin'....tips side of nose)


See ya

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

"LET'S PLAY ARGENTINA..!"

A Lost Relic From Better Times...More Optimistic Times....Last Week.

"This Image Or Video Has Been Moved Or Deleted....."


(Click To Enlarge And See How Quickly Things Change In Music Biz...)


Ahhh....it just breaks your fuckin' heart doesn't it?

With her just sitting there "looking" at the empty box like a Spare One...

Totally in,like,shock about how things went "tits up" so publically....

Symbolic Like...

It All Seemed So Easy Didn't It?....

Eeeeeeasy...

What Possibly Could Go Wrong?...

(clue: it rhymes with CryBaby and is utterly ruthless but Handsome...)

It would be very cruel of me to say at this point...

I Told You So But Did You Listen?

But I am just NOT that sort of guy..

(wait.....for.....ever-so....undoubtedly....predictably.....it)

Like Fuck I'm Not...!

I Told You So But Did You Listen?

So....whatthefuckisthishubris?

"LET'S PLAY ARGENTINA..!"

(I wouldn't pack a suitcase just yet if I were you,ya little Missy!)

Try playing London first...'kay Babe?

(You know...the dirty big city with the Astoria in it...you can't miss it..wink)

And we'll take it from there,shall we?

The usual thing about crawling and then walking etc...

Unless you WANT to stay on your knees..?

DryBaby can make that happen in double quick time too.

You....on....your....knees.....looking....up......at......me..

The way it should be.

The way it is.

wink

See ya

Wade IS currently very busy rifling through bins for some old K.F.C chicken bones in West London at the mo'.....

People (damn them!) didn't wanna hand over their hard earned cash for THIS car crash....
(They hate Wendy and think she is awful apparently...it's true!)

So Wendy had a stroke of GENIUS and added The Wade officially to the bill...

One of the arsekissers ("Fan")who write to Racine thought this was 10 times better...!


But then he thinks EVERYTHING Wendy does is better...!


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First it was the Astoria 2...

Wendy asked all her "friends" to submit their guest list to her...

They did..

(She couldn't move for 'em..)

The public didn't...

("Piss off bitch..")

The Astoria gig was CANCELLED...

So...

In a last ditch attempt to make some cash ("not to disappoint the fans") from this horrible all-too-public fiasco..

It was moved to

The Bloomsbury Bowling Lanes...(??!!??)

(Nope,me neither....but some arsekisser on Racine swears by it....!)

and the price was dropped ("rescheduled") to..

£6

(originally £12.95 + £1 BF= £13.95...so it is HALF PRICE!!!...)

and added Wade to the bill...

(He IS currently very busy rifling through bins for some old K.F.C chicken bones in West London at the mo' but will be match fit on the day apparently after a bath...)

So...

Wade Crescent (a Stunner)

Some DJ geezer. (French)

The Plasticines (also French)

Wendy "Sex Symbol of 1989" James. (R.I.P)

In some Bowling Alley joint (!?!?)

All for..

£ 6

"I am a success..."
Wendy "Please Help Me!" James

"Are you..?"
DryBaby

wink

See ya.

Monday, March 17, 2008

IF EVER A PHOTO COULD "EXPLAIN" THE VERY POOR TICKET SALES OF THE CURRENT RACINE TOUR IT IS THIS ONE.....


(Click to Enlarge and See Wendy's Drug "Hobby" with your own eyes...)

March 2008..

The person on the left is a middle aged Spanish homosexual...(same old)

The person on the right USED to be Wendy James...

(I knew she'd wear that bloody t shirt...!)

Alan Hauser...

Javi...

and

even Elena Gallen to a certain extent...

You should all be VERY proud of yourselves...

VERY PROUD INDEED....

All trying to MAKE MONEY....

from the "walking corpse" of Wendy James.

"Wanna go bowling in Bloomsbury DryBaby...?"
Wendy "Snoooort" James

"Aren't you playing the Astoria..?"
DryBaby

"Every Song Is Dope..."
Wendy "Chop Me Up A Line" James

"The Tours going well I see....."
DryBaby

"You were SO right..."
Wendy "Mirror Mirror On The Wall" James

wink

See ya

Sunday, March 16, 2008

HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY,SWEET CHEEKS...!




Happy St Patrick's Day To Everyone....

I could have printed a photograph of her..

Standing in front of a door in a t shirt...

But THAT'S been done to death..

By every 3rd rate Wannabe Casanova...

See ya

SUICIDE NIGHT AT THE ENGINE ROOM(Murder Night is on Tues & Thurs..)

Some girls just can't get "shaving" right...

THIS is what Wendy will be like after a few drinks and some "powder"...

There are about 60 different colours in this photo and 4 types of S.T.D's...


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Here are some more "snapshots" from The Engine Room...

Interior design by Clive Barker..

This is a self abusing thing called "Suicide Night"....

(Which is what you'll be committing later if you set foot in there)

Racine are taking a crap on the floor....err....playing there..

This is where all Music Biz Scrubbers go when they die...

(So Think On Wendy....'kay?)

wink

See ya

Wendy's Burning......


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Yeah Yeah....

Very weak cliched Clash in-joke I'm afraid..

(Well if Costello can do it so can I...huh?)

Rare photo from the "I Just Wanna Be With You" video session...

Ever wanted to know how they did that...

Wendy-Dancing-In-The Flames-Effect in that video...?

Well now you know...

Apparently they DIDN'T set fire to her after all...

I would've...

I might still..

wink

See ya

Friday, March 14, 2008

"One of my mates shagged her in the back of a transit van..."


This is the first of a series of increasingly detailed Wendy messages on this board...

With VERY graphic details of the Wendy anecdotes...


Showing that surprisingly people knew the score about Mr Jones all along...

and NO I had nothing to do with this message board..



"...Spots all over her face.."


A VERY desperate attempt to "recruit" Vamp fans on a Sex Pistol's message board recently...!

The site they were linking to was truly awful..



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"I had that Wendy james in the back of the Taxi yesterday.."

"Wendy James? blond and freckles..?"

"Yes.."

"Where was she going..?"

"Nowhere.I just had her in the back of the taxi...."


THESE are the latest screenshots sent to me by my DryBabies on the internet...

Thanks for them everybody..

Keep'em coming..

kay..?

See ya


Wednesday, March 12, 2008

"...ISN'T LIFE GREAT...?!!!"

How long will it take before SHE is wearing a "I Love Golden" t shirt too...?

Isn't it nice to see even amputees can enjoy a nice night out in Brighton...?

The stunning "woman" on the right of this picture is actually a Man...

£6 with entry.....and the club's quite cheap too.

The Engine Room Club is a sophisticated drinking establishment for upmarket clients in the Greater Brighton area....

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These are all photos from Brighton's premier venue..

The Engine Room

Due to Racine selling about 6 tickets for their gig in Concorde 2...

(following Wendy's tremendous interview/fairy story/stumble down memory lane in the Little Hampton Gazette..)

Wee Wee,Dee Dee,Gee Gee,Ray Ray,and Jay Jay....

(Da Racine Crew..)

With be playing here instead..

As a great social philosopher once said..

"Isn't Life Great...?!!!"

wink

See ya.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Blonde On Blonde.....Make Up Your Own Jokes!


(Click To Enlarge And See A Twat On The Front Of Racine.....Another One)

It is at times like this..

That I Thank God I have a blog...

and as you've no doubt noticed...

Wendy appears to be looking directly at the woman's naked pussy...

Same Old Same Old....

Makes a change from Cocaine I suppose...

wink

See ya

Wade Dun A Blog.....Black It Was


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Wade and Lindy dun a blog...

(It's all the rage amongst the cool people...and I should know)

Seeing as I got a couple of good DryBaby jokes out it recently...

and the photos are (Unintentionally?) hilarious..

I thought I'd link to it..

(Not the myspace pages and stuff mind you...!)

So if you want a quick laugh...

during your lunchbreak...

and some of the toons are not too bad..

Go here..

Black it was...

wink

See ya.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Irony In The U.S.A......

I wrote THIS first...

Then....Who says the Americans have no sense of humour or irony..?

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First I wrote the blog above...

(about Wendy's Little Hampton "interview"....)

Then some people in the USA read it....

They "got" it..

Then they wrote about it...

(filled with tongue in cheek humour and irony...)

Thanks for that guys...

Keep reading DryBaby...!

See ya.


Thanks for the link guys...

(The screenshot is MY computer)

Sunday, March 09, 2008

In your face World Dryer Corporation..!






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DryBaby gets more hits than The World Dryer Corporation...

and the blogs are read immediately...

(see the "Gucci" one...?)

Thanks for that everyone..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y....

and btw...

"..Une Goute Acquis..."

means...

..An Acquired Taste...

'kay Wendy...?

wink

See ya



Thanks to my Drybabies for the screenshots...

Friday, March 07, 2008

Nikki & DryBaby top Google...That didn't take long did it?

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So Nikki Jeffery (from Brighton & Hove) can't get arrested on Google normally....

DryBaby mentions her (and her "interview" with W)...

and..

Viola..!

A few hours after the Drybaby blog gets posted...

1,000's read it...

Can't BELIEVE Wendy's bullshitting....!

Love how DryBaby DEMOLISHES the phoney baloney "interview"...

and put it at the very top of Google..

Done.

and

Done.

See ya

Thursday, March 06, 2008

Miss Costa I Presume....?


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This is Angela..

She's an International Actress,Stunner and All Round Good Egg...

"...What's it all about Alfie..?"


A fresh Baguette for Mr Wade Crescent who's just fainted,Nurse..!

Wink

See ya.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

I assume you LIKE having sex do you...?







Wear THIS and you can forget about getting laid for the rest of your natural life...

You have been warned.

wink

See ya

Monday, March 03, 2008

The Inuit Mongoloid Teenage Girl Look......


(Click To Enlarge To See The Full Sized Version...Toes and All)


"She looks mentally challenged...is she mentally challenged?...cos she looks it.."

Especially when she's not wearing any make up and has her

Inuit Mongoloid Teenage Girl

"look"

happening'n'going on....

(...her Sami "babyface" features come through a lot..she is the LEAST english looking Englishwoman you could possibly find...and when she does eventually have a baby..it will look like the one from Ice Age which was rescued by the Wooly Mammoth,The Sabre Toothed Tiger and Sid The Slot...A Sami baby...it'll be SO cute..!)

"are you fucking kidding me with this..?"
Wendy "what IS her problem now?" James

"No..I think you do look baby faced when free of make up and slightly undernourised and vunerable....I personally have an overwhelming desire to pick you up and change you when I see you looking that way...Were you breast fed as a child...?"
DryBaby

"Why?"
Wendy James

"Because Breast Is Best.."
DryBaby

"I think we'd all agree on that.....and I hope you die very soon."
Wendy James

See ya

How A Clueless Asshole (yep Alan Hauser again! Howdya guess?) markets a Band in 2008...

DryBaby "mentions" the crowds going to THIS page on the internet....(Feb 17th 2008)

So Alan thinks ANOTHER black hole on the internet is needed...(created Feb 28th 2008)

A Wendy "Tell Me I'm Great Or Piss Right Off" James "group" moderated by Jungle "Found This Album In A Dustbin Too" Records?.....where do I and 1,000's of others sign up immediately if not sooner..?

Oddly there are NO THREADS in the forum...Racine probably removed them as none begin with "What's It Like Being Great And All Wendy?"


No posts in the "Wendy James" forum...but an OBVIOUS OMEN on the page..Can you spot it?


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This is how a clueless asshole "markets" a band in 2008...

Take a well deserved bow Alan Hauser...

Setting up a "Wendy James" forum in 2008...?

Genius..!

After the TRW forum closed down due to censorship,message deletion & interference..?

Remember this...?

After the Vamp Board forum closed down due to lack of interest...?

Especially from Wendy herself...

"Wanna write a message on a forum set up for you and your band Wendy..?"

"I don't "do" message boards or chat to the likes of you.."

"Best shut it down then,huh...?"

"D'ya think I give a shit what you nobodies do..?"

"What a class act you truly are Wendy..."

wink

and now "Racine" aren't even listed on

Jungle Records My Space Friends...

Anymore...

That "deal" didn't take long to fall apart did it..?

So in the words of The Sensational Alex Harvey Band..

"NEXT...."

See ya