Welcome To 2008.....It's Gonna Be A Fucker!

So this morning I step from the shower and I see 2008...


Where's a cross-bow when you REALLY need one?...


Is anyone else pissing themselves with total fear round about now?....


Now where have I seen that brown furry waist-coat before ?...


Frida,Cate,Audrey and Eva might just save me...


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Like the beard ladies...?

Now form an orderly queue...

There's plenty of sexy Irishman for all of you in 2008...

So Needy.....So Genuine...So Obvious...So Fake...So Wendy..

Dublin July 2007 (a person she'd never met before in her life...)



Spain July 2007 (a band member she'd never met before in her life...)



Spain March 2007 (a Spanish radio dj she'd never met before in her life...)


(Click All To Enlarge And Hugs SO TIGHT All Round Darlings!...)


Plenty more where they came from...

Stu's Reviews Obscure My View Of You....

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Same Day in 2002....

Stu's Reviews.....

Distinct Whiff Of Poo...

Are they true?....

It's up to you...

February is the new January....Jungle is the new One Little Indian...Wendy is the same.

(Click to Enlarge and See the Price Just plummet..)

Following on from "huge demand"*

Racine No 2 The CD adventure...

Has been "marked down" (as they say in the retail trade) already....

A month ago it would have cost you $32.99.....

Now....

It will set you back $23.99.....

and come out in FEBRUARY....

Which is similar to January...kinda.

Jungle Records.

"They Make One Little Indian Look Competent"

Here we go again...


* W would like to point out that the claim "huge demand" is NOT legally binding and is merely promotional.Racine are NOT responsible for any refunds as the money will be spent immediately upon receipt.W has her eye on a new pair of shoes,it IS Christmas and if you're stupid enough to give her your money what can you expect? Some people shouldn't be let out.They really shouldn't..They are ASKING for it..Suckas!...Wendy wishes you a Merry Christmas and reminds you not to approach her during the Holiday season.She would hate to have to spray you with Pepper..

Nice Try.....W

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Miss Terri....?

(gettit?)

Mys-tery.....Miss Terri...Mystery...See?

So we have Litten 2000 (yours truly)...

and then we have...

Miss Terri 2000......

Co-incidence...?

I-Don't-Think-So....

lol

Wink.

Guess what "the kids" are calling Cocaine nowadays..?

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Yep...

This is a list of "code words" for drugs...

Nice little jokey blog...

but look...!

Look at what "the kids" are calling Cocaine...?

Wendy's.....

Wendy's What..?

Wendy's White Christmas...?

(No,No..Thank YOU...I do my very best to come up with these jokes/catchphrases...)

All The Reviews For Racine Worldwide December 2007....(There is currently NO iTunes for Mexico!)

Australia Dec 13th 2007


Australia Dec 13th 2007


Germany Dec 13the 2007


Spain Dec 13th 2007


France Dec 13th 2007

(Click All To Enlarge and Read Those Reviews For Those 1,000's of sales....)

"We sold 1,000's on iTunes" she says proudly....

Mexico Population (July 2007) : 108 million

France Population (July 2007) : 65 million

Spain Population (July 2007) : 40 million

There is currently NO iTunes service for Mexico...

Racine must have "sold" invisible albums there...

Last Racine concert...July 29th 2007

Last Wendy bullshit...July 29th 2007

Snoooooort....

wink

"The Thing is Racine isn't just Wendy James trading on Transvision Vamp..it is a whole new career.."

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This is the "In Dublin" interview done in July 2007...

Only THIS WEEK published on their website...

Without any advance fanfare...

(Yep July and posted in December...!)

It never appeared in the (free) In Dublin magazine...

Obviously they didn't like the stink of bullshit this "interview" gives off...

Who knew Racine were so big...?

Thus the gigs stopping in July 2007...

and those "huge" DJ slots over Christmas...

and yes THAT headline quote is priceless isn't it..?

Not trading on Transvision Vamp...?

That's ALL she's done since 2004...

wink

"CONGRADULATIONS WENDY JAMES"......THE FAKES ARE SO EASY TO SPOT......

Racine No 1 "Reviews" at Amazon.Co.UK



Racine No 1 "Reviews" at Amazon.Com


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In the first set of reviews...

The FAKE ones are....

No1...."Mark" (Mark Z/SkyDog Records)

No3...."Mark" again (Mark Z/SkyDog Records)

No 4...Probably Stu "Siobhan Fahey" Shame a.k.a Stuart Thorogoood..

("A Customer" gives 5 star reviews to Shakespere Sister and Siobhan Fahey solo material too)




In the second set of reviews...

The FAKE ones are....

No1....JettnJett (probably Greg from Boston)

No3..."hello" ("Chrissy Amphlett" (Divinyls) is the killer giveaway.....ahem!)

No4...C Service 11

(a moron who can't spell..this may be an attempt to disguise their style DELIBERATELY though)

C service..?


Expect something similar over at Amazon for Racine No 2...

You have been WARNED fakers...

You will be EXPOSED publically here..

So think on..

DON'T ATTEMPT TO POST FAKE REVIEWS TO BOOST SALES...!!

It will backfire on you...

Badly...

kay?

lol

Some Tossers.....and Racine (make up your own joke..)

(Click to Enlarge The Tossers)

LA MAROQUINERIE....

(which is French for "Sewing Machine For Leather"....catchy huh?)

The Tossers are playing there early next year...

and then A BAND called The Tossers too..

"boom boom"
Wendy James

"Thanks..it was very spur of the moment but I think it still works...don't you?"
DryBaby

Anyway...

Pay attention to The Tosser's tour schedule...

Wanna bet The Racine Tossers will be playing the exact same venues...?

Wink.

SERIOUSLY...?

(Click to Enlarge and See Wendy's Serial Killer Friend...)

David's hobbies are doing Crosswords....on his face!

and yep the main bio photo is "taken" from DryBaby...

See..?

So do you wanna "poke" Wendy James Vamp..?

I'm first...

I've been in this fucking queue for ages..

For Fuck's Sake,Will SOMEONE Please Give A Shit About This Poor Bitch's DJ Slots..!

Firstly she has been plugging it 4 TIMES in a row for weeks now...see?

And each page still looks like THIS on the inside...!


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Completely Ignored for weeks and weeks...

So...

Can SOMEONE at least PRETEND to care by posting to at least one of these empty pages..?

It will stop Wendy slipping into depression...

She is Bulimic...

and if she is ignored...

She will go on an eating'n'vomiting binge..

Stuffing her face with chocolate and cakes...

During Christmas..

Then putting her fingers down her throat...

Into 2008...

Do you want that..?

So give a Shit About Wendy James DJ Slots...

Someone Has To...

kay?

wink

We All Love Billy Wilder.....

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Now THAT is how you do a Billy Wilder link...

DryBaby Style...