It Seems As If The Public Are Getting Hip....

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Some of the searches the public made to find DryBaby 2.0 today...

"music label posting "fake" reviews on it.."

Obviously a reference to the recent "Women are from Venus" blog about the "cloned reviews"...

(Nobody believes those reviews are REAL...literally nobody..)

So think on Jungle Bunnies...

The Public Are Getting Hip...

and you know what that means....

"Will anybody even book them out West?.."

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This is a very good mail sent to me recently by Jay...

(adam yellin must be kicking himself every time he gets "name already taken" when he tries to register at yahoo..)

Too late Adam...

(and I have a credit card with "Wendy P James" too..it expires in 2010...much like the lady herself..)

I have of course blanked Jay's email address for his own privacy..

(Wendy would just write to him and beg pathetically to "come back to mama.She loves ya..")

Anyway Jay asks several very good questions..

(Lots of others ask similar questions but Jay's says it all...)

So numerically here is the answers...

1) Yes she does.Her best friend is Christmas Wrapping Paper.She calls it "Christie"

2) Yes she does.She interviews HERSELF in the bath on friday nights and often lies to herself for publicity.

3) Nobody will book'em.Wendy urinates on stage too much.

4) The L.A.P.D when Wendy tries to score some "good blow" from an undercover policewoman.

5) There won't be a 3rd album.Just the first 2 in a constant re-release loop until 2035.

Please everyone visit Jay and Micheal's Aviaries if you can..

(The link is above)

They really do care for their birds.

Wendy doesn't trust birds..

She believes they can sense when she is "on" her period....

Racine Fuck....

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What people were searching for which brought them to DryBaby 2.0 recently....

It was only a matter of time I suppose..

Now the general public themselves...

Are starting to take the piss...

and yep they LOVE drybaby still...

Thanks for that you guys.

Wendy Gives A Magazine a "Phoner"...!

Tapes!!...remember them?...they were all the rage along with zeppelins and gramophones..

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These are the "sounds" which will soon be wafting their way to your ears..

Through the Twango player on the right.

* Wendy's "Porn Magazine" Interview (Spain 1989)

The interview was never released as it was a mistake by MCA in Spain.

Wendy answers very rude questions..

Sometimes with a genuine "misunderstanding" of the question..

"Do you like doggie?"

"I would like to own an Alsation one day."

(She was NOT being funny.She thought it was a music magazine interview)

* Wendy's showcase gig in Madrid in March 1993.

MCA denied this ever happened.Until I produced this tape.

* Wendy's "hilarious" interview with Dr Fox on Capital Radio in 1991

She says she would "hate to be in this business when I am past 40.I have too much dignity"..

* Wendy's various interviews including "phoners" for magazines..

A "phoner" is an interview done over the phone which later is made to seem as if it was a face to face interview..

Listen soon....

Wendy Not a Smash Hit....

Smash Hits Entry for Racine on Wikipedia..
The Earliest "changes" to Racine at Wikipedia (2005)
Some more "changes" for Racine over at Wikipedia (2005)

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Thanks to my friends at Wikipedia for the screen shots..

I don't write there myself.

(Never have..too busy)

But DryBaby's influence is still felt large...

Enjoy.

"It's Taken Me 40 Years To Not Care About the Public.."

"It's taken me 40 years not to care about the public.I only am interested in myself and what I want to do.."
Spanish message board discussing Wendy & Votox (the spanish name for botox)..

The Russian site where you can download Transvision Vamp,Wendy Solo & Racine albums..For nothing..

The guitarist from the "other" Racine (Leeds) making a "visual joke" parody in August this year...Can you see?

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These are the internet snapshots of "The Racine World" recently..

"With a Time Machine yes..Nowadays no..."

Firstly Deaglan "announces" the gig on the board...(he is clearly a Pod company plant....)
I don't care....gettit?...and Iconic Me Hole..
No curves....
With a time machine yes...nowadays no...

It's what's inside that counts........(Irish sarcasm at it's finest..)

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This was an Irish messageboard during the summer..

The Press "Bio" got a bad reception..

To say the least.

The Racine photo is taken from a DryBaby site..

DryBaby is HUGE in Ireland...

Obviously.

Cheryl "Ghostwriter" Rickman....the REAL words of Racine.

This is Cheryl "Ghostwriter" Rickman helping to "push" Racine in 2005

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This is her company.They "Ghostwrite" the words on websites..

In other words Cheryl writes the words on the site.

Not the person whose site it claims to be.

(notice the typeface and position of the "copyright" notice..)

Looks familiar doesn't it...?

Play It Again...Racine In Spain

Racine No 2 (cd) review in Sept.. (Calificacion= rating...out of 5)Yep...."Notting Hill" is the new Racine "independent" label name (a.k.a tax scam)

Racine no 2 (cd) review in Oct....(still 2 out of 5)

Announcement of release of Racine No 2 (cd) in august.

2nd Announcement of Racine No 2 (cd) and Racine gig in Razz on 29th of August (???)
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The "announcement" also claims Duncan Ross played on Racine No.2...

He didn't...

"A third album Racine No 3 will complete the trilogy"....

(Now it's a trilogy..!!!)

Toda Cancion Es Una Droga.

(That literally translates as "Every Song Is A Drug"....)

"..Can We Have That Spanish Photo In Colour DryBaby..?"

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Of course you can have it in colour...

You can have it in 3-D if you like...

DryBaby can do miracles...

Sorry about her red nostrils...

She may have been "using" even then...

Jonesy just made it worse...is all.

and Wendy has still got her "early 90's thin upper lip" in this photo..

She's got the "21st century bigger one" nowadays..

Have a look and notice the difference.

Next time you see her...

kay?

Wink.

The Eyes Follow You Around The Room....

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Have you seen this woman..?

She is 5' 3".

English.

41 years of age.

And went missing in 2004.

She answers to the name "Wendy"

She suffers from amnesia.

Cannot remember anything from 1993 to 2004.

May be intoxicated or under the influence of medication.

Harmless but can be verbally aggressive.

The Ballad Of Chris Roberts...

Chris Roberts was an asskisser....(Click To Enlarge and Be Sickened By The Blatant Asskissing)

The Ballad Of Chris Roberts...

Let me tell you a little story..

Chris Roberts was a UK music "journalist" and he fancied Wendy...

He ALWAYS wrote asskissing articles like the one above...

He clearly fancied Wendy James and she knew it too...

She cynically used him for free publicity..

Wendy's management "hired" him to write the words on the band's 1989 Tour Program

Which he did and he became the band's "pet" journalist..

He wrote more "flattering" article about Wendy in 1991...

Then he asked her out on a date..

She agreed to meet him in a pool hall.

She didn't..

She stood him up...

He was ugly and creepy..

But not famous and loaded with royalties like Mick Jones

(also ugly and creepy....but willing to give Wendy some money)

Chris had once boasted about sniffing a seat Kylie Minogue had sat on..

So Wendy did not go on a date with him.

Chris was not happy.

He "changed his mind" about Wendy.

In 1994 he wrote an article saying Transvision Vamp had been a big con...

And he was glad they were gone...

He never spoke to Wendy again...

That is the Ballad Of Chris Roberts.

He faded away after several "career changes"....

What is the Moral of This Story....?

Wendy Ran A Pen Through The Pictures Of Herself She Didn't Like..

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These are proof sheets from 1991 which Wendy James herself never wanted seen...

She ran a pen through the photos and was told they had been destroyed..

The photographer was paid £40,000 for taking these...

So of course he kept them and lied to her that they were gone...

DryBaby owns them now.

"Wendy Ya No Vende Sexo....."

Para Todos Los Amigos Espanol De DryBaby...

Pagina 1
Pagina 2
(Ampliar? Pulsa aqui..)

"Wendy Ya No Vende Sexo.."

(Es decir en ingles..."Wendy is No Longer Selling Sex..")

Racine remantan El Disco "Racine No 2" como una C.D....

No Comprar Este C.D.....!

Entiendes lo que quiero decir..?

Amigos Mio..!

The Postcard That Doesn't Exist From The Person Who Wasn't There...

This is THE postcard W "didn't" send when she "wasn't" in New York in1995...(Click To Enlarge The Non Existant Postcard)

I have of course covered up addresses and names....

Except for the "W"...

So anyway....

13 songs...(all new).....!

All New......

Who Knew..?