If You Want Change You Got To Kick Up A Fuss

The New Flyer...after yesterday's DryBaby Blog


The Old Flyer...before yesterday's DryBaby Blog



The people at Flag Promotions are obviously DryBaby Blog readers..

Now if only I could find a way of getting them to put "DryBaby" on it...



Thanks to Flag Promotions for letting me use the flyers.Appreciate it.

50ft Queenie....and Racine..a bit..

"I am not a solo artist.This is a band.I am a band girl.."
Wendy James 2005

50 ft Queenie (P.J.Harvey)

Hey I'm one big queen no one can stop me
Red light red green smack back and watch it
I'm your new one second to no one
No sweat I'm clean nothing can touch me

I'll tell you my name F U and C K
50ft queenie force ten hurricanes
Biggest woman I could have ten sons
Ten daughters ten queens
Ten foot and rising

Hey I'm the king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm twenty inches long

Glory glory lay it all on me
50ft queenie 50 and rising
You bend over Cassanova
No sweat I'm clean
Nothing can touch me

Hey I'm the king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm twenty inches long
Hey I'm king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm thirty inches long
Hey I'm king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm forty inches long
Hey I'm king of the world
You ought to hear my song
You come on and measure me
I'm fifty inches long
50ft queenie

"Yes,Racine is spelt W.E.N.D.Y J.A.M.E.S on the flyers.It really is not all about me.No Egos allowed that's my motto..."
Wendy James

Pretty Vacant...

"I want you think of a number between 1 and 10.."
The Photographer

"27..?"
Wendy James

"That's not between 1 and 10.."
The Photographer

"Paris...?"
Wendy James

"That's the capitol of France and not a number between 1 and 10..."
The Photographer

"Rudie Can't Fail...?"
Wendy James

"Shut up."
The Photographer

Dear Lord I Don't Wanna Be Raped By Dykes In Prison...

Paris (and her P.R people) try the old "got religion" trick

(Lucky the photographer got the snap of her Bible,title and everything..isn't it?)

Her look is "totally" sexy nun..

..Ohh So THATS where the idea came from..

"Nothing is original in this game.."
David Bailey (Autobiography) 1997


Thanks to Tatler (UK) for permission to use photo...
and revealing it's "inspiration"

The Winters In Gdansk Are So Cold....

Here is the "Polish Hooker" photo in widescreen.

Help yourself..

To the photo I mean NOT the girl...

The Sound You Hear Is Stanley Kubrick Spinning In His Grave

2007....

1987....

Wendy James' Racine Is Now A Whole Band...

This is Wendy James winking in a leather jacket...


This is Wendy James'Racine which is now all the members of a band...


This is a 30 foot Calvin Klein Billboard Of A Woman Kissing A Man's Bottom...


This is a German Pointing At A Pillar In A Bar...

Isn't Life Strange...?

" Ever get a blowjob kid....?"

"Hello Sonny..is that your pocket money you got there?"
Wendy James

"We're Totally Cool Guys..'kay"

When was Men Behaving Badly Popular Or Trendy...last century wasn't it?

Yep there's even a tired Austin Powers reference in there too..Jesus on a bike!

Still nice line in bullshit from the two Isle Of Wighters...Fools no one though

"We haven't had time to decorate with all the chicks and parties and stuff but Greg is leaning towards magnolia for the bathroom and I fancy a deep pile shag in the vestibule but will settle for a carpet..We are totally cool guys and not sad at all and we have lots and lots of showbiz mates and chicks..Want a Pot Noodle?.."

and it was articles like THIS which killed the Face remember...

"We talk to Tasmin and Greg about their exciting new Xylephone and Shoe Emporium which has just open in Kensington High Street."We have high hopes for the business" claims Tasmin,24, and her business partner Greg,97,has just started work of his first book "Adventures In Xylephones" following a £3 million advance from Bloomsbury.They will be hosting their regular "Smug Parties For Smug People" every saturday.Greg is a real life Austin Powers character..yeah baby!.."

Return Of The Zombie Wendy..!

"C-U-N-T.."
Wendy James

DeJa Vu..All Over Again..

Then....2000

Now....2007


If in doubt whip out the red nail varnish and lippy..

See?..I do play the Fucking Guitar,DryBaby You Absolute Cunt..

Wendy doing the "guitaring"...(love the boots!)


Meeting KP backstage..
(can you see the subtle sign which says where it is..!)

Rock'n'Roll'n'Racine...

And That was Racine Live European Spring Tour 07..

Round of Applause for the boys and girl..

Do you want some more..?

Of course you do..

"I was unable to control the sexy.."

"Well of course you know I used to be a keyboard player in a band.."

"Were you?"

"I was vital mate..vital to that band's success.."

"What happened then..?"

"Got kicked out didn't I.."

"Oh no!..Why was that?"

"I was too sexy.."

"Too sexy was you?..bein' too sexy all over the place?"

"I was unable to control the sexy.."

"Oh dear what a terrible handicap.
You'd be tryin' to be normal..
Havin'a crisp,sippin' away at your drink..
Mindin' your own business..
Then when you least expect it out comes the sexy...
Bloody typical....
Ruining the atmosphere...
Making people get their coats.
Saying to their bird,
"Madeline,get your handbag love.
We're leavin' cos of the sudden flood
of the sexy from that bloke over there.."

"The story of my life.."

"Have you tried being not sexy like me..?"

"Love to mate but it is beyond my earthly control.."

"You are cursed.I pity you..."

Are you sure you've never been to Singapore Wendy..?

Racine in 2027 reunite for an Anniversary Gig And Wendy's 60th birthday...

Band members (L to R)
Keyboardist,Drummer,Duncan Ross,Wendy James

The Last Of Magnet...

Racine's Audience..and 20 of their friends..and some tramps..and still some room to swing a cat..and build a conservatory..and do some archery..


"..and then we went to this lovely Greek fishing village near Rhodes.."


What people will REALLY remember from that evening..


"Mein Gott,There is Und Shiney Ball Hausen hanging from Das Ceiling!.."


"All the men who Wendy touched between the legs this evening put your hands up..and stop crying..she has left the building.."

I Wanna Look Like Cameron Diaz Too..!

She will look like this in about 5 years time...


She was born looking like Kelly Osbourne...


Courtney Texts Her Surgeon...

"Dear Plastic Surgeon,
I wanna look like Cameron Diaz..."
Courtney


Thanks to Rich Juzwiak (Vh1 Blog) for the various faces of Courtney picture.